I am going to preface this post by saying that I truly am a fan of scandalous fashion… I’ve been known to dress a little scandy in my day. Having said that though I like totally can not get on board with Kristen Stewart’s Breaking Dawn Part Two premiere dress (try saying that five times fast… one hell of a mouth full).
And despite the fact that I am a biased opinion because of my total hate for her, which is not based on the whole like cheating scandal, by the way. That was whatever. AKA a publicity stunt orchestrated by all of the affected parties publicists to increase revenue for all future projects. BOOM. I have your shit figured out Hollywood… I’m like a regular Olivia Benson. Can’t get anything past me.
Unnecessary exposition aside I really hate this dress. Like it’s a problem. I have 99 problems with this dress (and the bitch wearing it), but I’m going to list the top three to save us all me from carpal tunnel.
Three Reasons this Dress is a No
1. She is far too pale for such a nude color. Like get a spray tan chica. Or have your stylist put you in some color.
2. The metallic sheen on the bustier. Like what is that? I don’t get it. Awful.
3. Her ass is hanging out. I mean COME ON. Can you please be more of an attention whore?
Okay it’s very rare that a stylist would allow their client to walk out the door in a sheer dress. Yes flashbulbs can cause things to become see-through, but now-a-days a stylist will check. So this was a conscious decision to wear an ass-bearing dress. Jesus.
This is weird. I’m normally TOTALLY on board with showing a ton of skin. I love when celebrities take risks on the runway. I just hate the way this dress is so prim in structure with such an obvious attempt at becoming sexy. Soooo many celebs do sexy better.
Sheer Done Right
Whatever I hate her. This dress didn’t help her case in my book. Go away KStew. You can’t sit with us.
Becky, you’re hilarious. Brava.